For things I like and things I make!Tumblr (3.0; @scottgairdner)http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuatcyqD3M1qz8dk4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dickfundy.com/post/273528734/i-will-never-be-able-to-run-for-public-office">mundy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I will never be able to run for public office.</p> <p>Congratulations to <a href="http://scottgairdener.com">Scott</a> on killing Scottober and getting on the front page of <a href="http://adultswim.com">Adultswim.com</a></p> <p>Huzzah to Scott!</p> </blockquote>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/273532888http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/273532888Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:14:19 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku040eaX0r1qzvtwto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Real comments on Sex Offender Shuffle.</p> <p>What is a clit-boner?</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/265577646http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/265577646Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:26:38 -0500<a href="http://www.mediafire.com/?x2mzuonqzjv">Sex Offender Shuffle mp3</a>: <p>Download 1988’s second best song!*</p> <p>* I wouldn’t say it’s better than Steve Winwood’s “Roll With It”, would you?</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/265211939http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/265211939Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:03:41 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VfCYZ3pks48&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VfCYZ3pks48&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Scottober is going out with a bang! </p> <p>SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE!</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/263737561http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/263737561Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:54:48 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktljbySbOu1qzvtwto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I ruined the news.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/255211635http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/255211635Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:33:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Z2vU8M6CYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Z2vU8M6CYI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Enjoy this documentary about the Beatles made 1000 years in the future.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/254589637http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/254589637Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:00:04 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ku9kUCx5in4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ku9kUCx5in4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Get ready- the Fuppets are blasting into the digital age!</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/246198979http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/246198979Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:04:21 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p-ItOBd1zUU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p-ItOBd1zUU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Scottober video #1: Awesome Prizes</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/238465864http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/238465864Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:43:37 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5tTPmxywhg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-5tTPmxywhg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It’s gonna be Scottobular!</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/231165015http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/231165015Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:30:09 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqqvc7a8Sr1qzvtwto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This was Telemundo’s description for 1989 Batman. Not sure if they successfully combatted their enemies, the Penguin (Chris O’Donnell) and Lex Luthor (Tobey Maguire).</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/200238737http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/200238737Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:00:06 -0400<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="348" id="VideoPlayerLg40677"><param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/lv3/40677" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://g4tv.com/lv3/40677" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="400" height="348" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I was late to reblog my own thing. I am bad at Tumblr. Thanks for the support, guys!</p> <p><a href="http://bradc.tumblr.com/post/162478201/teamtigerawesome-all-hail-scott-yeah-scott-i">bradc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://teamtigerawesome.tumblr.com/post/161866004/all-hail-scott">teamtigerawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote>All Hail Scott</blockquote> <p>Yeah Scott! I punch his face almost daily!</p> </blockquote>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/162938214http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/162938214Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:51:23 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/vh0RhFvx6q6ogugbL0J5foFKo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is the greatest day of my life!</p> <p><a href="http://attentiondoozers.tumblr.com/post/146318015/scott-got-a-fathead-for-the-office">attentiondoozers</a>:</p> <blockquote>Scott got a Fathead for the office!</blockquote>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/146318797http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/146318797Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:25:19 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZE0CFqEHThI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZE0CFqEHThI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Me + lots of dummies + the early 80s + Invisible Engine + Team Tiger Awesome + explosions = you be the judge.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/137894284http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/137894284Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1916039&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1916039&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1916039&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I am proud to be a guest on this week’s Bleep Bloop on CollegeHumor! Watch watch watch.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/134311193http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/134311193Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:19:16 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ipjQRuhzFm4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ipjQRuhzFm4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It looks like “Happy Thanksgiving / 4th of July From Michael McDonald” has already been made for me.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/133041183http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/133041183Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:09:11 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RuIyCr_H3T0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RuIyCr_H3T0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Scott Gairdner is me, which means I’m in this.</p> <p><a href="http://dickfundy.com/post/117395821/teamtigerawesome-crampred-quarters-episode-2">mundy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://teamtigerawesome.tumblr.com/post/117392138/crampred-quarters-episode-2-the">teamtigerawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Crampred Quarters - Episode 2</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <b> <p>The Quarters start to feel a little more Cramped when one of the girls goes on a date.  Only the “Magic of a Sexy Bikini Car Wash” can save us.</p> <p>Starring <a href="http://ellieknaus.com" title="Ellie Knaus">Ellie Knaus</a>, Anne-Louise Marquis, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/wendymccolm" title="Wendy McColm">Wendy McColm</a>, <a href="http://mrcire.tumblr.com/" title="Eric Cire">Eric Cire</a> and <a href="http://scottgairdner.com/" title="Scott Gairdner">Scott Gairdner</a>. Shot by <a href="http://jonathannicholas.tumblr.com/" title="Jonathon Nicholas">Jonathon Nicholas.</a> Music by Mark Lopez and Craig Douglas. Graphics by <a href="http://christinahaberkern.tumblr.com/" title="Christina Haberkern">Christina Haberkern.</a> Animated bumper by <a href="http://cuanimation.tumblr.com" title="Mike Parker">Mike Parker</a>.</p> <p>Watch <a href="http://www.teamtigerawesome.com/index.php/crisis/single/cramped_quarters_episode_1/" title="Episode 1 here">Episode 1 here</a> in case you missed it.</p> <p>Please reblog and pass around if you are so inclined.</p> </b> </blockquote> <p>For whatever reason, we had alot of passerbys when shooting this episode.</p> </blockquote>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/117570638http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/117570638Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:05:50 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/114403989/ZMCXCOMRro1baukiP5QPdmXi&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Yesterday, I was interviewed on the street by Big Boy in the Morning on Power 106. Listen as I describe the moment where I felt most pressured by a significant other.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/114403989http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/114403989Thu, 28 May 2009 13:57:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rJoNR0ILZrM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rJoNR0ILZrM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This takes me straight back to being 4.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/113873260http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/113873260Wed, 27 May 2009 14:10:20 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I8UMluz2VDk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I8UMluz2VDk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is great. And soon, I’m in it!</p> <p><a href="http://dickfundy.com/post/113814360/teamtigerawesome-cramped-quarters-sometimes">mundy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://teamtigerawesome.tumblr.com/post/113800411/cramped-quarters-sometimes-life-is-lonely-and">teamtigerawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>CRAMPED QUARTERS!</b></p> <p>Sometimes life is lonely and can get you down, so you adopt 3 seventeen year olds to turn your frown around, in Cramped Quarters, life’s got something good for you!</p> <p>Please <a title="Digg it" href="http://digg.com/comedy/Cramped_Quarters_Episode_1">Digg it</a>.</p> <p>Starring <a title="Ellie Knaus" href="http://ellieknaus.com">Ellie Knaus</a>, Anne-Louise Marquis, <a title="Wendy McColm" href="http://www.youtube.com/wendymccolm">Wendy McColm</a>, and <a title="Eric Cire" href="http://mrcire.tumblr.com/">Eric Cire</a>. Shot by <a title="Jonathon Nicholas" href="http://jonathannicholas.tumblr.com/">Jonathon Nicholas.</a> Music by Mark Lopez and Craig Douglas. Graphics by <a title="Christina Haberkern" href="http://christinahaberkern.tumblr.com/">Christina Haberkern</a></p> <p>Look out for episode 2 next Tuesday.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is one of my favorite things we have ever done and hope that you will enjoy it too.  Please do the whole like and reblog thing if you feel that way as well.</p> </blockquote>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/113821555http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/113821555Wed, 27 May 2009 11:58:13 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M9QLgMVAZME&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M9QLgMVAZME&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Masters of The Gridiron. Parts 1 and 2.</p>http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/107959671http://scottgairdner.tumblr.com/post/107959671Thu, 14 May 2009 21:37:47 -0400